Close But No Cigar
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A guy�s been dating the girl of his dreams for several months, but he�s been holding back his sexual advances because he�s worried she�ll notice his smaller-than-average penis.
One night they�re in his car, and he decides to finally make his move. After kissing for a while, he opens his zipper and guides her hand into his pants.
�No, thanks,� moans the girl. �You know I don�t smoke.�