Jerome is Dead!
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While walking home from work one day, Frank saw a woman weeping uncontrolably. �What's wrong?� he asked, putting an arm around her shoulder.
�It's horrible,� she said, �just horrible -- Jerome is dead!� Feeling there was little he could do, Frank walked on.
A few minutes later, he came upon another woman crying hysterically. �Jerome is dead!� she screamed as she staggered past.
Continuing along the road, Frank came upon a sickening sight: a big bear of a man lay on the road beneath the wheels of a truck. The force of the impact had ripped the man's clothes off and, much to Frank's surprise, the man had a penis over a foot long. There were several other women surrounding him screaming, �'Jerome is dead! Jerome is dead!�
Upon reaching his house, he said to his wife, �Honey, you won't believe what i just saw. A man was lying in the road, stiff as a board -- and he had an endowment at least fourteen inches long.�
�Sweet Jesus,� she said, �Jerome is dead?!�