Bubba Hump
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A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn�t possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, �Just what the hell is your secret?�
Bubba replied, �Well, coach, whenever I�m about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw �em forever!�
The coach went home early that day and went straight to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower and, seeing a window of opportunity, tore off his clothes and started banging his penis on the dresser.
His wife immediately stuck her head out of the shower and said, �Is that you, Bubba?�