None For You
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A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
�Not yet,� said the little boy. His mother tells him he can�t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he�s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. �How come I don�t get any eggs and bacon? Why don�t I have any milk in my cereal?� he asks.
�Well,� his mother says, �I saw you kick a chicken, so you don�t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don�t get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren�t getting any milk this morning.�
Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he�s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, �Are you going to tell him, or should I?�