Sex and The Country
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A Frenchman and an Italian
were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men
began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made
love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made
me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made
love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me
a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Englishman
remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to
your wife last night?"
"Once," he
replied.
"Only once?" the
Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."