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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10. He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter.
�Can I help you?� she asks with a knowing smile.
�I was wondering,� whispers the man. �Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?�
�Yes,� she purrs. �I am.�
�Well, wash your hands,� he says. �I want a cheeseburger.�