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A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. �Doctor,� she says, �my husband just doesn�t satisfy me sexually anymore.�
�Hmm,� replies the doctor. �Have you considered taking a lover?�
�I did that,� she says, �and I�m still not getting enough sex to satisfy me.�
�How about taking another lover?�
�I keep trying that. I have seven lovers plus my husband, but I still can�t seem to get enough.�
�My goodness,� says the doctor, �you�re quite an anomaly.�
�Oh, thank God,� says the woman. �Will you please tell them I�m an anomaly? They all keep calling me a slut.�