Men's English
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"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" =
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" =
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd
eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd
eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a
massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless
self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex
tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have
sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex
now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said
it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your
hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your
hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to
impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with
me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to
make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
and FINALLY... (while shopping) "I like
that one better." = Just pick ANY dress and let's go home!