Sunday Dec 22

Stuck Boyfriend

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A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 250 kph, will you take off your clothes?" he smirks. "OK" said his adventurous girlfriend. As he gets up to 250, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skids on some gravel and flips over. The naked girl is thrown clear, but the boyfriend is jammed beneath the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cries.
"But I can't! I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe" he says "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her privates, the girl runs down the road and finds a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleads to the service station proprietor for help.
"Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looks at the shoe and says "There's nothing I can do. He's in too far."

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