Ford in Heaven
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well,
you've been such a good guy, and your invention...the assembly
line for the automobile...changed the world. As a reward, you
can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."
Ford thinks about it, and says, - "I want to hang out with God
Himself."
So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room,and
introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, "When you invented
Woman, what were You thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean?" Well," says Ford, "You have some
major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much front end protrusion. 2. It chatters way too
much at high speeds. 3. Maintenance is extremely high. 4. It
constantly needs repainting, and refinishing. 5. It is out of
commission at least 5 or 6 days of every 28 6. The rear end
wobbles too much. 7. The intake is placed too close to the
exhaust. 8. The headlights are usually too small. 9. Fuel
consumption is outrageous.
And that's just to name a few."
"Hmmm...," replies God, "Hold on a minute." God goes over to the
Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits
for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report,
and God reads it.
God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my design is
flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding
my invention than yours."