Out of the Ditch
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A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help.
As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, �You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch.�
�But I'm not pregnant,� she says.
�Well, you're not out of the ditch yet,� he says.