Flower Bribe
| User Rating: |  | | | | | / 0 |
One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand.
She rolled her eyes and said, �There comes the asshole with flowers in his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.�
Her friend promptly replied, �Don't you have a vase?�