You might be a redneck if...
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1-You think the ultimate beauty treatment is using Preparation-H to prevent wrinkles.
2-You spit on your own floor.
3-You cut your toenails in front of company.
4-You think "social consciousness" means how well you can hold your liquor.
5-You car breaks down on the side of the road and you never go back to get it.
6-People come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business.
7-Your third grade class had a non-smokng section.
8-You have the entire WWF slurpie cup collection proudly displayed on a shelf in your trailor.
9-You refuse to slide in softball because you don't want to cruch you cigarettes.
10-You think "Ross Perot" is how your cousin Ross got out of jail early.
11-You use the shaving cream for tough beards.....and so does your husband.
12-Someone askes you "Where's your bowling bag?" and you answer "She's at home with the kids"
13-You've ever vacationed in a rest area.
14-You don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
15-Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
16-When describing your kids you use the phrase "dumb as a brick".
17-You've ever participated in a burp-off.
18-You send your kid in for treatment because you think he's hooked on phonics.
19-Your masseause uses lard.
20-You've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
21-You taught you children how to play "Pull my finger".
22-You wipe your feet before you walk out of your house.
23-Your church has a "happy hour".
24-You have three first names.
25-You've ever gotten carbon monoxide poisoning while driving your vehicle.