10 million Afghans
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Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, �Isn�t that Powell and Rumsfeld?� The barkeep says, �Yep, that�s them.� So, the guy walks over to the two and says, �Hello, what are you guys doing?� Rumsfeld says, �We�re planning World War III,� to which the guy replies, �Really? What�s going to happen?� Rumsfeld says, �Well, we�re going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman.� And the guy exclaims, �Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!� With that, Rumsfeld turns to Powell and says, �See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Afghans!�