All Politicians
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A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, �All politicians are *ssholes.�
A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, �I take offense to that!�
The pissed-off guy asks him, �Why? Are you a politician?�
�No," he replies, "I'm an *sshole.�