Vetoed Valentine Promotions
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Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect opportunity for marketing departments the world over to romance investors and donors with Valentine-themed promotions! Here are some that didn�t quite make it off the drawing board:
Nevada State Tourism Board
�Nothing Says I LOVE YOU Like Legalized Prostitution and Gambling� T-shirts, baseball caps, and coffee mugs.
Ku Klux Klan
* Valentine�s Day Heart Burning, co-sponsored by Alka Seltzer
Vatican Public Relations Office
* �Naughty Altar Boy� limited edition ceramic figurine
American Heart Association
* Chocolate heart with marshallow-filled arteries. Simultaneously a touching token of love and a serious warning to an overweight sweetheart.
Daughters of the American Revolution
* Illustrated Kama Sutra featuring George and Martha Washington. Comes with authentic period wooden dental dam.
PETA
* Spray Paint a Red Heart on Joan Rivers� Coat Competition
National Society of Organ Donors
* �My Heart Belongs to You (As Soon As I�m Brain Dead)� cards.
Department of Homeland Security
* Moving the Valentine�s Day National Warning System Code Red for a �High
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