Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes
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What is black and white and green and black and white?
Two nuns fighting over a sweaty pickle.
What is black and white and grinds up and down, up and down?
A nun churning butter.
What is black and white and screams "YES! YES! YES!"
A nun winning at BINGO.
What is black and white and pink and hard?
A nun stopping, lifting her habit up to her shins, and sratching her ankle bone.
What is black and white and gooey and creamy?
A nun eating a bowl of Tapioca pudding.
What is black and white and makes a wet, sucking sound?
A toothless, elderly nun eating a Communion wafer.