Rumored Corporate Mergers
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It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was considering buying the Fuller Brush Co. along with Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems.� This mega-corporate entity could be known as Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
��� Failed merger:� Yahoo
and Netscape. Net 'n Yahoo didn't work out because they would have to relocate the
headquarters located in Tel Aviv.
��� Proposed merger:
� Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers, to be called Fairwell Honeychild.
��� Rumored merger:
� Wurlitzer with Xerox.� They are going to market reproductive organs.
��� Possible merger:
� Warner Brothers, Polygraph Records and Keebler -- to be called...
Poly-Warner-Cracker.
��� 3M and Goodyear merger:
� mmmGood
��� John Deere and
Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
��� Zippo Manufacturing, Audi,
Dofasco and Dakota Mining: Dip Audi Do Da
��� Swissair and
Cheseborough-Ponds: Swisschese
��� Honeywell, Imasco and Home
Oil: Honey, I'm Home
��� Luvs Diapers and Hertz
Rent-a-Car: Luv Herts
��� Upjohn and Chuckie Cheese
Pizza: UpChuck
��� White Castle Burgers and
Glad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags