Giant Fan in Baltimore
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A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a
bar. He pulls up to the bar and waits for the bartender. The bartender and
the other patrons ignore the fan. Finally, he speaks up.
"Could I get a beer please?"
"We don't serve Giants fans. This is a Ravens bar."
"Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave."
The bartender pours him a drink and gives him the third degree.
"What are you doing in Baltimore?"
"I'm here for a taxidermist conference."
"What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked.
"Oh, I mount animals."
The bartender steps back, and then says, "Hey boys, don't worry about this
one, he's one of us."