Just Keep Drinking!
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, �Quick pour me twelve drinks.�
So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, �Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.�
The guys says, �Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got.�
The bartender says, �What've you got?�
The guy says, �75 cents.�