Fun With Actors
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How can you tell a plane is filled with actors?
When the engine stops, the whining goes on.
What's an actor with two brain cells called?
Preggers.
What's the difference between a dead actor in the road and a dead snake in the road?
Skid marks in front of the snake.
How do you get an actor off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
How many actors does it take to wallpaper a room?
About three - if you slice them very thinly.
A van with two actors falls off a cliff. What's the tragedy in this?
You can fit a lot more than two actors in a van.