FDA Beer Warnings
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FDA Beer Warnings
1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering,
when you are not.
2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and
over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really
dying for you to telephone them at 4am.
6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to
your pants.
7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with
members of the opposite sex.
8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see
something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on
the forehead.