Rich and Poor
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A rich man and a poor man were Christmas shopping for their wives. The poor man asked the rich man what he was getting his wife. "I'm getting her a mink coat and a Porche. I figure if she doesn't like the mink coat, she'll like the Porche. What about you?". The poor man replied "I'm getting her a pair of slippers and a dildo. I figure that if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."