Like the way you think
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A Kindergarten teacher was giving a lesson to her pupils, and
she asked them, "Ok, if three birds are sitting on a fence, and
I shoot one, how many are left?"
One of the boys raised his hand and the teacher called on him,
"None," he answered. "No, I'm sorry, the answer is TWO," the
teacher replied. "But," returned the boy, "if you shot at one
bird, wouldn't the other two fly away?" "Well, that's still not
the right answer," began the teacher, "but I like the way you
think!"
"Ok, now I have a question for you," started the boy. "If three
women are standing on a sidewalk eating ice cream and one is
just nibbling at it, one is really licking it, and the other is
shoving it deep down into her throat... how can you tell which
one is married?"
"Now, I really don't like this question," lectured the teacher,
"but I would have to say it is the third one." The boy glanced
casually at his teacher, "Nope, it is the one wearing the
ring... But," he added, "I like the way you think."