Duck and Condom
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Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, �We don�t have any condoms. I''ll call room service.� So he calls and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, ''''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'''' ''''No,'''' he says, ''''I''ll suffocate!''''