Why are you crying?
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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, and a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me"
The young man says, "Well then why are you crying!?"
The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"