Nagging Wife

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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, �Where have you been?�

�I've been to the pub,� slurs the drunk.

�Well,� says the cop, �it looks like you've had quite a few.�

�I did alright,� the drunk says with a smile.

�Did you know,� says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, �that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?�

�Oh, thank heavens,� sighs the drunk. �For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.�

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