Don't Count on it
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. �But officer,� the man began, �I can explain.�
�Quiet!� snapped the officer. �I�m going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.�
�But, officer, I just wanted to say,�
�And I said be quiet! You�re going to jail!�
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, �Lucky for you, the chief�s at his daughter�s wedding so he�ll be in a good mood when he gets back.�
�Don�t count on it,� answered the guy in the cell. �I�m the groom.�