Cancer?

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An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, �You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad.�

The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, �What is it, Doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight.�

�Well,� says the doctor, �you have cancer and you have Alzheimers.�

The man replies, �Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer.�

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