Tuesday Mar 19

Soy Toy

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While going through his wife�s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:

�Over the years, I haven�t been completely faithful to you.�

�When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion,� she explained.

The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget her few moments of weakness.

�I�m curious though,� he said, �Where did the thirty dollars come from?�

�Oh that, � his wife replied, �Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!�

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