The New Guy
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The new hire calls in sick on Monday. And then the next Monday. And then the Monday after that.
His boss calls him into his office. �Do you plan on being sick every Monday? What the hell is going on?�
The guy explains that every Monday he has to drop off his kids at his sister�s house. She always gives him a cup of coffee. She sends the kids into the backyard. Her robe falls open revealing her luscious breasts. They spend the rest of the day making passionate love.
�That�s sick,� says the boss.
�Well, I told you I was sick,� replies the new hire.