Lawyer On His Deathbed
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A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40
years by his bedside. "Jack, I've got to confess. I've been sleeping with your wife
for 30 years and I'm the father of your daughter, Hillary. On top of that, I've been
stealing from the firm for a decade."
"Relax," says Jack, "and
don't think another thing about it. I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."