The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
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A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.
The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, �Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?�
�Phew, that one's easy,� says the teacher, �The Titanic.�
�Alright,� said St.Peter, �you may pass.�
Then the thief got his question: �How many died on the Titanic?�
The thief replied, �That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.� And so he passed through.
Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: �Name them.�