Princess Di Jokes
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Q. What was the last thing Henri Paul saw before the accident?
A. The windshield.
Q. Why did Prince Charles take Diana's two sisters to France?
A. To split the cost three ways.
Q. How many Brits attending the funeral had a copy of a tabloid tucked under their arm?
A. None. The tabloids were too busy negotiating for the accident pictures to even print a copy this week.
Q. How many hits did the Royal Website take this week?
A. JUST ONE MORE than they had originally hoped for.
Q. How could it have been worse?
A. If, instead, she hung herself in the royal oven.