Blonde Carpenter
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A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called out, 'Hey, you on the street, can you see my ear down there?' The guy on the street picks up an ear saying, 'Is this it?' 'No,' was the reply from the blonde carpenter, 'mine had a pencil behind it.'