Poor Blonde
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A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: �God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business.� She didn't win. So the next day she was about to lose her business and her car. She went to the church to pray: �God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car.� Still, she didn't win.
So the next day she was about to lose her buisness, her car and her house. She went to the church to pray: �God, if I don't win the lotto, I will loose my business, my car and my house.� Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, �Buy a ticket.�