Lesser Evils
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A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Mary declares, �I want to be a prostitute.�
�What did you say?� asks the nun.
�I said I want to be a prostitute,� Mary repeats.
�Oh, thank heavens,� says the nun. �I thought you said a Protestant!�